Edward Peterson is back part 2

The super idiot, known as Edward, sent us an email today saying he was still stranded, yet sent THIS one the DAY BEFORE. WTF? Edward apparently has the special gift no one else has -- he is able to be in 2 different continents at the same time. Here is the email:
Hello love

happy new year to you,.... it has really been a long time i want you to know i am in the state right now..can you please send me ur telephone and your house address so that i can visit and sit down as i really want to show how much i truely love you.

Hope to hear from you angel,

I love u so much

Edward

Edward Peterson is back!

Edward tried so hard to get 5 grand from us, and called us every name in the book when we wouldn't give it to him. Apparently he suffers from amnesia, because we just go this from the idiot in our inbox today:
HOW ARE YOU?IT'S QUITE SOME LONG TIME NOW.......WHERE HAVE U BEEN?U HAVE FORGOTTEN ME SO SOON COS I AM STRANDED..........DOROTHY DO U KNOW THAT I AM STRANDED AND HAVE NMOT BEEN ABLE TO COME UP WITH THAT SAME AMOUNT JUST BCOS YOU REFUSE TO HELP ME?WELL DOROTHY U KNOW I HAVE ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND CHERISH YOU.....PLS I STILL WANT U TO TRY AND HELP ME IF YOU ARE A REALLY FEAR OF GOD WOMAN...............WELL I HOW IS UR HEALTH?U KNOW AM NO LONGER ON TAGGED JUST BCOS OF THE LOVE I HAD FOR U......PLS TRY AND GET BACK TO ME AND LET ME KNOW IF U ARE STILL WILLING TO HELP ME......REGARDS WITH LOVE......EDWARD
(ps. We NEVER said we were willing to help him)