Anderson Cole - Nigerian Internet scammer, and of course my "husband" (yeah right)

Let us introduce you to Anderson Cole or Cole Anderson as the case may be. here is the first email say pretty much the same crap as the others. .... he must be a real catch because he plays the french horn!

I saw your profile; I am very much interested to meet you. ........After several years of feeling quite all right about being a "single divorce" man, I am sick of it and very interested in finding a female companion with great interests, good health and the ability to find joy in each day. I have a son, I am glad to say, I like to travel, read, garden, play the French horn, sing in a choir, cook, and do a little entertaining.
I hope we could get to know more about each other and I must tell you that i want an everlasting relationship, which will full of trust, care and love.here is my personal id. andersoncole000@yahoo.com ........hope to chat with you soon

PHONE NUMBER .....+447024025952

Once we responded we got this back from him and what a GREAT speller he is!

Dear Angel,
Thank you very much for your time taking to write me back,i applicate it a lot, i must also confess that you are such a beatutiful woman,and i believe that you will be very young at heart,i have a good sense of humour too,its true that i just join this site,and i wrote you,but the truth of it all is that you write back,because i was thinking maybe you wouldn`t,because of the distance,i bet a leap of faith on you and i won,am very glad,and i have to thank you for that,i hope we get to know each other more..I have been divorce for 4 years and i never have a relationship,not until now that i have been able to go by my past,i dont know i mighty be luck to find someone here,i also must let you know that i dont get on the computer much.I love to play the piano, let me tell you I am in search of an honest and trustworthy woman, emotionally mature woman who is still "young at heart" who cares about her health and appearance, has a good sense of humor, easygoing personality, confident, romantic, affectionate, generous, someone that can bring back trust, love, compassion, security, positive energy and balance into my life; as I am capable of bringing the same to her life, an intelligent, patient and dependable woman that I can place all my faith on, just as you are giving me a leap of your faith now, and gotten me so curious to know you,someone who will love me for whom I am and not what I have,i understand when you dont want to talk about yours yet, someone that is ready for us to love each other till death do us path, trust is very important, but I want you to know that trust is earn, I never want to meet that type of my ex wife any more, I don’t want to talk about her else I would have tell you what she did, though I have forgiven her, maybe latter I can find peace to tell you.
I know we are about some miles away from each other and I hope that wont be a problem for you, because as of me it not,and the age of a thing is nothing to me too but just a number, am very open to relocate any time i found the joy of my life,Keller is a small island in Virigina,I work as a building engineer with a construction company and my job has taken me to different part of the world,what kind of work do you do? I like to cook, am use to it, maybe someday I will have the chance to cook for you, LOL, do you like to cook? Its fun to have someone to cook with in the kitchen, my son name is JOE his a very good boy,his all i have and i love him very much, he will be 11th next month 2nd, tell me about your kids? do you like kids?,i hope you are close with your kids, I strongly believe in the love and support of Family, do you like animals? I have a dog and a fish, I call the dog Bailey and the fish Lilly, do you understand how lonely and boring life could be alone, that’s how my life is right now, I want a stop to it now, am ready to open my heart, how about you? what do you really want in your man?, are you ready to open your heart for a man you deserve, I hope I have not bore your eyes let me run, I need to get back to bed, I will hope to hear from you, have a wonderful night, and remember that angels are your guild henceforth...hope to read from you soon....here is my ID Andersoncole000@yahoo.com....hope to chat with you soon
ANDERSON

Then TWO DAYS LATER, JUST TWO DAYS.... he is calling me his WIFE and asking for money because his ATM does not work and then he thought they were going to pay him cash on his job but of course they didn't and he needs $1350 to get back to the states... and his ATM does not work!

Hello my queen How are you doing today?hope you are doing good.....Am very glad to read from you,this really show that you want us to be together,as told you earlier that the check payment is with me now,and i ll need to get to the state before i can tender it to the chase bank for clearing,and i want that to be on Monday,that is why i need you to help me with the ticket funds, i mean you ll send that to me then i can book for my ticket,and the ticket fees is 1350$, when i get to you i ll refund that to you back ok.then we can talk about what you would like to do,please do this on time,i want to get out of here,cos of the check with me,then i can be with you by Saturday......Hope to read from you. Love always